Romney's Unstarched Shirt

In a shocking turn of events Monday, Mitt Romney withdrew from the GOP Presidential race Tuesday throwing his support behind President Obama.  The once pro-gay-marriage and pro-choice Governor of Massachusetts was interviewed by reporters while partying with Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) on Monday Evening at a bar off Boston Common.  Apparently, Romney said, his dry cleaner had been using heavy starches in his shirts since early 2008, making him constantly uncomfortable and stiff, which led him to become a social conservative.  He promised to go starch-less from now on, to avoid this catastrophe from ever happening again.