Speaker Boehner (R-OH) changed his tune this week, calling for compromise on the federal budget as his skin begins to turn to its more natural color. "The talks have kept the Speaker inside for far too long, and he is fearful that his skin might turn a tan-ish shade, losing its normal orange glow," an aid told MSNBC Thursday. Boehner reportedly told a closed session that he had suddenly changed his mind on holding out, at which point Rep. Cantor (R-VA) went apeshit and started responding with to the President with "dorkus says what?" With this, the President got up and left the room.
Boehner's aids have had paramedics standing by, just in case his skin returns to its true color.
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